Row, Row, Row Your Boat

Barley and Ben went canoeing on the Strawberry River. After a colony of enormous tree spiders, fish jumping and colliding into the boat, water falls, more than a mile of carrying the boat over slippery rocks, pulling out of the river and walking through no-mans land (past homes with Confederate flags and other regalia purposefully placed to discourage unwanted visitors) to call to hitch a ride home, two snakes, and having to jerry-rig trailer lights straight to the truck battery to make it home, they decided they could legitimately add this excursion to their repertoire of "Remember That Time When We....?"